c-bassmeow:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

reblog if you’ve ever been horrified by your own Customer Service voice

she is so FAKE 

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fallenangels2000:

mackenzie-bree:

So, my whole life I thought my favorite color was purple. “What’s your favorite color?” “Purple.” Always. That was my answer. And it wasn’t a lie. I truly believed my favorite color was purple.

And then my sophomore year of high school, someone I had just met in art class asked me if my favorite color was green. I have her a weird look and responded, “no, purple.” She shook her head “nope, you literally wear something green every day. Your favorite color is definitely green.” And I laughed it off. We’ve been friends ever since, and she hasn’t let it go. “Where’s the green?” “There’s the green!” And I never thought twice about it.

But lately I’ve started noticing that my closet is full of green clothes. And while I do find the color purple very beautiful, I actually prefer green. And I find the color green just, very attractive. And I realized that green is my fucking favorite color.

This makes it sound like green being my favorite color was forced upon me, but honestly it was nothing like that. Green has always been my favorite color, I was just not able to see it and accept it.

And I’ve also recently realized that when I write this short story, you could replace a few choice words and this would be the explanation of how I realized I was gay.

Please read this entire thing

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alrightanakin:

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

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unimpressed2chainz:

fergie’s fergalicious rap breakdown better than anything ghost written for iggy when will her work visa expire

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blame-my-muses:

roachpatrol:

the new ilvermorny canon is that it’s a joke told by americans to the british somewhere in the early 1800′s that just kept on going. like, yeah we got american hogwarts. yeah of course just the one american hogwarts, how many more hogwarts would we have built. no you can’t see it, it’s invisible on a mountain somewhere. yeah, houses, it’s got the regular number of houses, it’s got three. four. it’s got four houses. just the one american hogwarts school. join the triwizard tournament? naw, man, we’re busy. we’re too busy cleaning our four houses on that mountain somewhere, fuck off. 

headcanon accepted.

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